Not my real chest hair have fun at my barbecue standard apron

This apron shows chest hair, but don't worry! It's not my real chest hair. It's a photo of someone else's chest hair, and it's on the apron I'm using to serve you food at my barbecue. I'm doing my best to be a good host, but also I like to have fun. I think chest hair is funny because when it's on clothes you might think I'm not wearing a shirt! But I am, because I'm serving food and I take this job very seriously. Treat yourself to a ginger ale. And again, this is not my real chest hair.