Official Cookout Pass – Gag Gift Postcard

Bring the laughs and honour the allies with this Official Cookout Pass, issued by the prestigious American Guild of Aunties, Uncles & Grill Masters. Perfect as a gag gift, party favour, or token of appreciation for that one friend who always passes the vibe check (and never disrespects the playlist). Each postcard includes a list of cookout privileges and space for official signatures. Great for birthdays, Juneteenth, Friendsgiving, or any moment you feel like celebrating community and calling someone “cousin” for the day. Use it to: – Celebrate chosen family – Reward ride-or-die allies Funny. Thoughtful. Slightly shady. Just like every great cookout.