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Officially Not Coming Back Funny Retirement Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Officially Not Coming Back Funny Retirement Card

Officially Not Coming Back Funny Retirement Card

Some exits deserve a proper send-off. “Officially not coming back.” paired with a bold, playful BYE makes this retirement message feel celebratory, confident, and just the right amount of dramatic. The oversized graphic grabs attention instantly while the dry headline delivers the joke with clean simplicity. Perfect for retirement parties, coworker farewells, office send-offs, and anyone who is happily clocking out for good. Blank inside so you can add your own message — heartfelt, hilarious, or slightly unhinged.
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Thank you Colana for the perfect custom made Mass Card. It's for my brother-in-law's birthday on 5th October, St. Faustina's Feast day! So very pleased with quality of the card and the personalisation - really beautiful! Shower of Roses Shoppe is my go to for future cards and highly recommend. .
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By Gary C.17 January 2021 • Verified Purchase
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I Design It And So Perfect 😍👌🏼 That What I ask For. Printing It So Good And Perfect 😍👌🏼
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By MARWA A.23 October 2021 • Verified Purchase
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I think it’s great how you can design your own cards and buy them and they’re not even expensive which is really good. The printing turned even better than I expected

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Product ID: 256204556251886320
Created on 01/03/2026, 15:21
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