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Older than Dirt? Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (5 x 7") (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (7"x 5") (landscape)
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Older than Dirt? Card

Older than Dirt? Card

Customisable Older than Dirt with Moses in faux fur caveman apparel. You can change the text. I just put some lines I could think of that I don't think would belong to any one person. On the front: "How do you know if you're older than dirt?" Inside: "Check all that apply: [ ] Do you think a "night out" means sitting on the porch in the evening? [ ] Do you wear running shoes with all of your outfits, because they give you good traction? [ ] Do you think "life in the fast lane" means actually getting on the freeway to go pick up your prescriptions? [ ] Do you find that it is never necessary to put a knife on the table when you eat, because you don't have to cut any of your food. [ ] Do you find you would rather sit on the sofa in your PJs than go to a party on Saturday night? At least you haven't lost your sense of humour! Happy Birthday to a Great Sport!" Another line might say something about sleep or sleep aids, like older people get more excited about sleeping straight throught the night than .....whatever. The cave background is thanks to Public-Domain-Images.com

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Product ID: 137612488193392972
Created on 18/02/2011, 8:39
Rating: G