O'Really - Snooping Email for Fun and Profit T-Shirt

People communicate. They can't help it, it's human nature. If people are saying things it stands to reason that something of what they're saying is going to be important, maybe even worth something to someone else. It might involve money. There's no reason you shouldn't be getting a piece of that. It's your right. Because you're a diligent and conscientious person you want to make sure all information flows cleanly, smoothly, and at some untraceable point, through your hands. What people don't know can't hurt them. What people do know can. Then again, what people don't know can also cause problems. But then, that's all part of life's rich tapestry. Consider yourself the weaver. Getting a good set of tools together to dig up useful or amusing bits of information from the mail spool is essential if you're going to maintain your bargaining position come the new budgetary year. But all your tools aren't going to be cunning greps and perl scripts, some are more visible than that, like this T-shirt. Wear it and you'll either frighten people into not using email any more (less work for you) or you'll be approached by unsmiling men in serious suits who'll ask you some awkward questions. The choice is yours.