Parchment Humour Birthday Card

This card features a creamy, lightly textured paper background that looks like aged stationery, setting a cosy, familiar tone like a note shared between close friends 🎉. Centred on the front is a large, dark message in all caps that reads, “I’M SORRY I CALLED YOU OLD, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW,” giving the joke plenty of space to land. The letters are thick and slightly uneven, like they were drawn with a marker, which adds to the casual, teasing feel. The text sits squarely in the middle with generous margins around it, making the words the main focus. Subtle shading in the dark lettering makes it look a bit textured, as if the “ink” pressed into the paper. The background stays soft and warm in tone, with rough, torn-looking edges that suggest a page pulled from a well-used pad. A small curl lifts at the bottom-left corner, adding a touch of depth like the paper is gently peeling up 🎁.