PHILLYPHISTER T-Shirt

Phist the league with the ***OFFICIAL*** Bob Luman Phist Baseball Jersey !!! Each morning at Hooker's and Blow we hand pick each ordered Philly Phister shirt . Each shirt is vacuum sealed in a 180oz diamond crusted steel vat with 45 of the actual tears shed by Tug McGraw during the victory celebration of the 1980 World Series . Then your Philly Phister shirt is given not one but two personal hand massages by 20 year old buxom med students who are flown in daily from the island of Quam . Finally, your Philly Phister shirt is sealed in a vault 20 stories below the bedrock in a zero degree chamber with one fresh Philadephia soft pretzel while the audio version of Mack Bolan's The Mafia is read to it by non other than the father of Christopher Walken . When all this is said and done, your Philly Phister Shirt is ready for you . Will you be ready for it ?