Retired and free for wife beach towel

Retired, free to do whatever my wife wants me to do, reads this funny beach towel. A retiree carrying it around on the beach will add humour to the sunny enjoyment. The retired owner will also let the world know that he is through with work plus entertaining onlookers with a memorable quote. Great gift idea for grandpa, uncle, co-worker, retirement party, or anyone who is celebrating not having to report to a job or a boss ever again, except of course, the wife.