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Retirement Congrats, Funny - You're Such a Quitter Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (5 x 7") (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (7"x 5") (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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Retirement Congrats, Funny - You're Such a Quitter Card

Retirement Congrats, Funny - You're Such a Quitter Card

Congratulate someone on their retirement with this fun typography style card which jokingly states, "I CAN"T BELIEVE IT! You are such the ultimate QUITTER" in bold white, yellow, and black letters on turquoise background. Headline is followed by smaller caption in white (but, I admit “retiring” is a pretty good excuse.). inside has the following message (but can be customised to fit your needs). Seriously, your long-awaited freedom is well deserved! Congratulations on your retirement!
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By Anonymous14 September 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Excellen selection of cards and in particular cards for the ordination of a deacon which were verry hard to find elsewhere.
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By Jeanette G.10 July 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Card is perfect. Good quality. Arrived on time. Highly recommend seller & happily use seller again. 101%.
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By Susan P.16 September 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I was able to personalise this lovely card for a wedding vow renewal celebration and was delighted with the result. Nice quality, super sweet design created a unique card. Very good indeed - faultless

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Product ID: 256866705672460345
Created on 02/07/2022, 10:36
Rating: G