Retro Crappy Birthday Card

This card features a retro-style layout split horizontally, with a warm, faded coral-red upper half and a muted teal lower half, like an old-school poster. Near the top, the small phrase “I’m just so” sits in off-white, flowing lettering, with a simple four-point star on each side that adds a light celebratory touch 🎉. Centre stage, the large word “CRAPPY” appears in distressed coral letters with a deep charcoal drop shadow that makes it feel raised off the page. Beneath that, “YOU WERE” is set in a smaller cream sans-serif line, acting like a bridge to the punchline. The word “BORN!” repeats the big, rough-textured style with the same dark shadowing, giving the joke a friendly, teasing tone like something you’d share with a close friend 🎂. At the bottom, “Happy Birthday!” returns in the same off-white flowing lettering, balancing the heavier words above. The whole design includes speckled wear, softened edges, and faint fading across the coral and teal fields.