Roses are red, chocolates are gone card

This witty, tongue-in-cheek Valentine design is perfect for anyone who prefers humour over mush and knows that true love sometimes means giving up the chocolate—or at least pretending to. Ideal for sarcastic couples, long-term relationships, and anyone who appreciates dry humour. Featuring playful honesty and modern sass, it’s a refreshing alternative to overly sweet sentiments. Perfect for partners who laugh together, chocolate lovers with self-control (or not), and anyone who believes love doesn’t have to be sentimental to be sincere. Note: Sentiment can be used "as is" or edited to be more personal. Just follow the prompts.