Roses Are Red Dirty Adult Card

This card features a plain white background with a hand-lettered rhyme in black ink at the center. The text reads, “ROSES ARE RED, VOLETES ARE BLUE, I GET REALLY HARD JUST LOOKING AT YOU,” written in a casual, handwritten script that looks like it was quickly penned with a marker. The message is direct and cheeky, mixing a classic love-poem setup with an adult punchline. Just below the words, there’s a simple black heart doodle with slightly uneven lines, like a quick sketch. With only black lettering on white, your eyes go straight to the joke and the sweet little heart. It feels like a funny, honest card for a partner who enjoys a bit of risqué humor along with affection ❤️💌. Share it with someone you adore and pass along some Valentine’s Day love (and maybe a little 🍫).