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Santa Ain't Coming, Drink Up Folded Greeting Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (5 x 7") (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (7"x 5") (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
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Santa Ain't Coming, Drink Up Folded Greeting Card

Santa Ain't Coming, Drink Up Folded Greeting Card

Feeling whiny this holiday season? Send these sarcastic and funny Christmas cards to share a laugh with friends and family! Yep. It's that time of year again. So, in the spirit of forced festivity and the relentless pressure to be jolly, you're cordially encouraged to share the "whine" with friends and family and have a Merry Frickin' Christmas.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating2.3K Total Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Anonymous20 November 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 21.6 cm x 28 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I saw this card on your website and it bowled me over as I never thought such a beautiful card could exist. It’s unusual and very large. The quality of the card and envelope are amazing. My friend, who is an absolute dog lover, will be amazed when he receives his Christmas card. It will give a big smile from ear-to-ear. In fact, I’m going to send the card earlier than usual because I can’t wait for his reaction because he’s a biker too! Thank you, Zazzle!
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By Lynda W.30 November 2020 • Verified Purchase
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As a first time user of Zazzle I was unsure what to expect but I was delighted with the design and quality of the product. It was as I had expected but the quality exceeded expectations
4 out of 5 stars rating
By Eamonn K.4 September 2025 • Verified Purchase
It's nice that I can create my own, personalised, messaging inside such cards.

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Product ID: 256945068432274183
Created on 15/08/2025, 2:40
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