Sell your Soul to Satan! Flyer

So you've decided to Sell your Soul to Satan in return for what you desire? Super! We think you have made the best decision and are pleased to cordially welcome you to His Infernal Empire, and eager to assist the new customer in completing their transaction. All you need to do is to buy this Exclusive Satanic Deed of Soul, and follow the simple, no muss, no fuss, user-friendly instructions when you receive it. Nothing could be easier! And please, ladies and gentlemen - no use in duplicating or copying it either. Tsk, tsk! That just simply won't work. It isn't "Official" unless actually commission purchased from a properly licensed agent and acolyte of His Infernal Majesty - just so you know. Satan can see right through that naughty old miser's trick and cheeky dodge. Seriously, its a very modest price indeed and we think you will agree. We are most delighted to welcome you aboard! Happy sinning!