Standard Model Notebook

Years from now, when aliens have finally conquered this stupid planet and are running it sensibly, they shall look upon our puny science and scoff. Xlarphx, they shall snort, wriggling their feelers derisively, their standard model failed to include the Xylorogroph particle!. At which point they shall laugh their flippers off as they cue up another infant on the spit. Come that morning, that gospel morning, perhaps you will review the meticulous notes you collected in your LabKitty Standard Model notebook and curse our Harsh Mistress that you came this close to figuring it all out. Half a Raptor fighter jet or a half month's worth of entitlements and maybe you would have found the Blerg quark or the Sampo or whatever the heck it is you physics nerdozoids are spending so much dang money on of late. A cheery reminder this is as far as it got before humanity lost interest and government pulled the funding plug. Customisable.