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Sticks, Stones & Standing Up Too Fast Postcard

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  • Dimensions: 14.22 cm L x 10.79 cm H (5.6"x 4.25") qualified USPS postcard size
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Sticks, Stones & Standing Up Too Fast Postcard

Sticks, Stones & Standing Up Too Fast Postcard

A cheeky birthday greeting for anyone whose joints protest after standing up too fast. This grumpy-but-loveable grandpa design turns a classic rhyme into a laugh-out-loud aging joke. Perfect for dads, grandpas, or anyone proudly embracing their creaky golden years. generativecontent
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Product ID: 256600656192876472
Created on 30/06/2026, 18:50
Rating: G