Things NOT to Do During a Zombie Apocalypse T-Shirt
1.) Set zombies on fire. It doesn't destroy the brain or brain stem. It just pisses them off. 2.) Go near windows. Zombies aren't that stupid- They will see you and are able to break them. 3.) Embrace your emotions. If grandma is charging at you with bloodshot eyes and black ooze spewing out of her mouth, you aim for the head. 4.) Forget to shut and lock the door behind you! 5.) Hold zombies captive. They will break free somehow and you will be lunch. 6.) Travel. 7.) Fire a gun without a silencer. Noises draw attention... 8.) Assume you can use martial arts or martial arts weaponry. 9.) Lose track of how many rounds are in your clip. 10.) Assume a zombie is dead if you shot it once.