too wimpy T-Shirt

A monkey with a pen can create a t-shirt but only the rarest talents can transform screen printing on cotton to a transcendent art form. The genius of this shirt is that it posits the wearer as a messiah of affirmation and radiant positivity. Buy this shirt and know what it feels to be a demi-god, conferring the awesome on all you encounter with benevolent kindness. Better yet, order two and double the impact of all that is good, beautiful and right upon your fellow man. The photo is a touch more scarlet than the actual print, but that has no effect on the garments awesomeness.

The undeniable incisiveness of this garment cuts like a hot knife through the butter of ordinary, pedestrian t-shirt statements. This shirt burns with the white-hot intensity of pure unmitigated truth and when you wear it, crowded streets clear before you, bowing down before your obvious superiority and acknowledging the affirmation you bestow on the like-minded. Epic-ish. Not quite the scarlet intensity of the photo but certainly awesome nonetheless.

The T-shirt is great quality! The cotton is thick and does not lose its shape. I bought this as a gift last Christmas and since then it has been washed many times and I haven't seen any stretching or tears. The size fits perfectly. The printing is excellent. The colours and the design were exactly as shown in the picture. One year after, it hasn't faded due to washing.