Turkey with Jetpack - Funny Thanksgiving Card

Inspired by an old WKRP episode in which live turkeys are dropped from a helicopter during a Thanksgiving promotion and end up hitting the ground like "sacks of wet cement", prompting the station manager at the end to say "As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly". Well, in fact, wild turkeys can fly, but the turkeys we eat today at the Thanksgiving table have been bred to be so big and plump that they generally can't get more than a few inches off the ground even if they tried. So in this cartoon we have an ingenious turkey ready to take to the sky using a James Bond style jetpack to enjoy the freedom of flight that was once genetically his, not to mention being able to celebrate his own Thanksgiving from a safe distance, while another turkey is telling him " Now Fred, you take that jetpack off this second! If God had meant for turkeys to fly he would've given us wings...hey, wait a minute!"