Want a safe space? Say NO to Wi-Fi bumper sticker

We all need safe spaces where we can be sure no harm will come to us. No place with Wi-Fi is safe because the most commonly used frequency for Wi-Fi, 2.4 GHz, is especially biologically active. Within minutes, this frequency penetrates the blood-brain barrier, blood cells start clumping unnaturally, and your heartbeat alters. Wi-Fi radiation causes oxidative stress, which weakens the immune system, leading to cancer and other illnesses. It can also damage DNA and cause sterility. Demand that cafes and public places be Wi-Fi free. Then you'll know they're safe to be in, and you can relax.