Wi-Fi Was Down (Don’t Ask Again) Cushion

• 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘂𝗻𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 • 𝗕𝗼𝗹𝗱, 𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵-𝘀𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 • 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶-𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀, 𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼’𝘀 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿-𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 Sometimes, “WiFi was down” really is the whole story — and this pillow isn’t afraid to say it. Featuring the bold, glitch-inspired typography of the Digital Excuse File, it turns your couch, bed, or office chair into a 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲. Whether you’re dodging emails, avoiding small talk, or just enjoying some uninterrupted downtime, this pillow lets you make your point without uttering a single syllable. Pairs seamlessly with the rest of the Digital Excuse File collection — because sometimes the best excuse is already designed for you.