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Wife You Dont Need Chocolates Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Wife You Dont Need Chocolates Card

Wife You Dont Need Chocolates Card

This greeting card splits the design into two clear sections and sets up a funny Valentine’s moment ❤️. The top half is a bright fuchsia background with big white hand-lettered text that reads, “To My Wife YOU DON’T NEED CHOCOLATES.” The words look like casual marker lettering, with “YOU DON’T NEED CHOCOLATES” standing out in larger, all-caps letters. In the bottom half, a fair-skinned hand sneaks into an open heart-shaped chocolate box, reaching for round chocolates in deep brown and rosy pink 🍫. A few chocolates are scattered nearby, making it look like someone already started snacking. The box lid is propped open and has “DO NOT!” written on it in stark white, all-caps lettering, adding to the joke 💌. The simple colors and strong outlines keep the focus on the teasing message and the sweet temptation.

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Product ID: 256331643198502860
Created on 05/01/2026, 8:52
Rating: G