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Woman Without a Man is Like Fish Without Car CARD

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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Make custom invitations and announcements for every special occasion! Choose from various curated paper types, shapes and sizes to design a card that's perfect for you.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait or landscape)
  • Envelopes included but can be removed if not needed
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed
  • Add photos and text to both sides of this flat card at no extra charge
  • Various curated paper types to choose from
  • Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customisable design area measures 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm. For best results please add 0.16 cm bleed.

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle

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Woman Without a Man is Like Fish Without Car CARD

Woman Without a Man is Like Fish Without Car CARD

Woman Without a Man is Like a Fish Without a Car" – Funny Greeting Card The perfect card for feminists with a sense of humour! This cheeky, sarcastic greeting card turns outdated stereotypes into a bold punchline—because nothing says "I don’t need a man" like absurdist wit. Why It’s a Hit: ✔ premium matte card – Thick, luxe paper that feels as good as the joke lands. ✔ Blank inside – Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s, or "just because" shade. ✔ Feminist humour – For the friend who laughs at clichés while dismantling them. Give It To: Your single BFF who’s thriving Anyone who says "you’ll change your mind" Yourself (taped to your fridge for daily affirmation) Pair With: A wine gift card, a copy of We Should All Be Feminists, or a straight-faced "I’m serious" stare. Envelope included. Fish and patriarchy not included.

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2 out of 5 stars rating
By Anonymous18 October 2025Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Ordered from the same collection but the colours are mismatched. Really disappointed in the products .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Shirley F.15 November 2019Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Very easy to order. And design what you want printed. It turned out perfect and the card was top Quality. Also the envelopes are top quality . I was very happy.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By L.4 August 2022Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
So happy with the outcome! They are absolutely perfect, just what I imagined and more. Will be rrcommending this site to family and friends. Thank you. Printing was clear and visable. I was a little worried as one side was blue but it turned out great.

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Product ID: 256669458275193365
Created on 04/04/2025, 17:01
Rating: G