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Woman Without a Man is Like Fish Without Car CARD
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Woman Without a Man is Like Fish Without Car CARD
Woman Without a Man is Like a Fish Without a Car" – Funny Greeting Card
The perfect card for feminists with a sense of humour! This cheeky, sarcastic greeting card turns outdated stereotypes into a bold punchline—because nothing says "I don’t need a man" like absurdist wit.
Why It’s a Hit:
✔ premium matte card – Thick, luxe paper that feels as good as the joke lands.
✔ Blank inside – Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s, or "just because" shade.
✔ Feminist humour – For the friend who laughs at clichés while dismantling them.
Give It To:
Your single BFF who’s thriving
Anyone who says "you’ll change your mind"
Yourself (taped to your fridge for daily affirmation)
Pair With: A wine gift card, a copy of We Should All Be Feminists, or a straight-faced "I’m serious" stare.
Envelope included. Fish and patriarchy not included.
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By Anonymous18 October 2025 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Ordered from the same collection but the colours are mismatched. Really disappointed in the products .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Shirley F.15 November 2019 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Very easy to order. And design what you want printed. It turned out perfect and the card was top Quality. Also the envelopes are top quality . I was very happy.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By L.4 August 2022 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
So happy with the outcome! They are absolutely perfect, just what I imagined and more. Will be rrcommending this site to family and friends. Thank you. Printing was clear and visable. I was a little worried as one side was blue but it turned out great.
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Product ID: 256669458275193365
Created on 04/04/2025, 17:01
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