You have a very cute butt card

Perfect to give our for Valentine's Day, a wedding anniversary, or the birthday of your favorite person. You know their butt is very cute, and now it's time for them to know that you know. The inside of the card is blank perfect for you to write any message you want! Or perhaps you can keep talking how their Very Cute Butt™ makes you happy. Some ideas: - write a Shakespearean sonnet about their cute butt - draw your best interpretation of their cute butt laying a field of daisies - write the script to a television episode staring a veteran homicide detective (played by you) and the lovable newbie on the squad (played by them). And their butt is the only thing that stands between both of you—and the escaped serial killer from taking revenge on you for throwing him in prison those many years ago. - draw a big heart!