You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny coffee mug

A typical, every day White 11 oz mug telling it like it is: You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Period. Note the proper use of "you're" and of "your." Proper grammar counts here. Personal side note: I had a cup just like this back in the 80's when I was in the Army. A General once came to visit and he sat at my desk for a photo op and acted like he was talking to me. I deftly turned the words on my cup towards his photographer as he snapped a picture. After the General walked away I whispered to the photographer that I wanted a copy of the pic and sure enough I got it in the mail about a month later. It was pure gold to see this General at my desk and me with a cheesy smile because you could clearly see the words "You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny" right next to the General. It was all lame GI humour but I loved it. The cup was broken some time later and I missed it dearly. Now you can have one, too! yay!