Zombie Yin-Yang Hoodie

I thought a Zombie Yin-Yang would be a nice way to represent the debate between which is worse…or better, slow-moving or fast-moving zombies. I guess Yin zombies would be the classic slow moving, can't figure out a doorknob type of zombies that you can just walk around to avoid. Yang zombies would be the more modern type that can sprint, leap, climb stuff and will probably end up eating your face off no matter what you do. I prefer watching the quick ones, but when they actually start showing up around town I really hope they're the slacker zombies I can kill with a spork.