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'Anorexic Scale' Funny Sobriety Card

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  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (5" x 7") portrait or 17.8 cm x 12. 7 cm (7" x 5") landscape
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  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.6 cm x 10.2 cm (portrait) or 10.2 x 7.6 cm (landscape)
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'Anorexic Scale' Funny Sobriety Card

'Anorexic Scale' Funny Sobriety Card

At the top of page 84 of the "Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous" is one of the 9th Step Promises: “No matter how far down the scale we have gone, we will see how our experience can benefit others.” Of course Bill and Bob were not literally thinking of the kind of scale that tells you that you should probably also be going to that other 12 Step meeting that starts with an “O” and ends with an “A.” But after seeing this card, you will never hear this line again without thinking of Twiggy, Calista Flockhart, Kate Moss, or whoever the skinny celebrity du jour might be. The inside of the card is blank because it probably needs a meal.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating7.6K Total Reviews
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4 out of 5 stars rating
By Samantha D.4 September 2017 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Creator Review
The card was excellent this time preferred the quality of print etc. Brilliant clear and good quality pleasing to the eye
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Sarah T.13 May 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Creator Review
Looked great and was perfect for my Nana's 99th it arrived super quick so much quicker than sending the original from the other side of the world! My Nan loved my artwork too and the picture of us inside helped her remember who I was as she has Alzheimer's. Crisp and clear. Bright and colorful true to the original artwork I created. The photo we placed inside also looked great and clear.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By MR M.1 April 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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This was used as a Mother's Day card and my mother absolutely loved it! The artwork and attention to detail is stunning. It's as if the hare could jump right out of the card at any moment. The print quality and colours are of a very high standard and show the beautiful hare in commendable detail.

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Product ID: 137720903645129092
Created on 17/02/2016, 20:34
Rating: G