Caught Sleeping Mousepad

Super funny mousepad for your office desk! The top 10 things to say if your caught sleeping at your desk....10."They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You got here just in time." 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice yoga?" 4. "Darn, Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggiest problem." 3. "The coffee machine is broken...." 2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot." 1."...in Jesus' name. Amen."