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Christmas is a time of giving, a time of charity, sweet images of Santa and his reindeer on beautiful snowy December days. Children building snowmen and parents looking on, embracing the serenity of the season. Is that not your style? Are you looking for something more lewd and crude? You’re in luck, because Zazzle has what you’re looking for. Find the perfect dirty designs on greeting cards, invitations and postcards.
If obscene is your scene, you can find the perfect card or invitation for the people in your life who share your wicked sense of humour. Find clever Christmassy innuendos for the people who will never make the nice list. Get vulgar visuals with funny messages for an X-rated Xmas. Personalise it to add your own terrible twists and turns and make a crude custom card. Add your own images and text to the majority of our designs, select from two different paper types that will make the difference in their own unique ways.

Find a range of cards with dirty Christmas jokes, and don’t stop there. Check out all of our funny Christmas cards to split sides and spread the joy this year. Your cards don’t have to have dirty Xmas jokes after all. For all the people in your life that something more risqué might not be appropriate, explore our wide range of customisable Christmas cards, find something great, make it personal for the perfect people and get the perfect cards.