Dottie Frog Magnet

Picture it, the year is nineteen-hundred-and-eighty-one, you've got the house to yourself, and a ceramic painting project is quietly calling your name. You take a long drag off your Virginia Slim and get to work. But how could possibly choose the right colours?? What are these going to look like once it's glazed and fired??? Think, Dottie, THINK. You know what, the 70's are still alive and well in your heart, just channel THAT. Then you enter some sort of trance, and when you snap out of it, this absolute gem is staring back at you. You scrawl your name and the year on the bottom as if you're reaching across time and space to the next person to own this frog. "Dottie did this, and she did a great job," they'll say. Great Job, indeed, Dottie. You really frickin' crushed it.