Funny Age Text Card

This card features a creamy off-white background with a faint paper-like texture that feels soft and familiar, like something you’d slide into a gift bag 🎁. Centred on the front are two stacked lines of dark, slightly worn lettering that look intentionally rough around the edges. The top line delivers the cheeky message, “At your age you should never trust a fart.” in large, heavy type that grabs attention right away. Beneath it, “happy birthday!” sits in smaller text, also dark, adding a friendly celebration 🎉 without competing with the main line. The generous blank space around the words keeps the layout airy, like a quiet pause before a shared laugh between close friends. The distressed edges of the letters give the impression of an older print style, suggesting a casual, teasing closeness rather than anything harsh. The two lines are aligned in the middle of the card, with the bigger phrase above and the smaller greeting directly underneath in matching dark ink.