Funny Fiction Writer Answer Sheet Drunk Magnet

If you're a fiction writer / author, you've likely heard all the questions answered on this funny notebook design. Now, you can save time conversing with the jerks who ask these inane questions by displaying the answers on this magnet. That means more time for you to hide out in your office lair, writing bumbling characters based on these buffoons. The magnet shows a crinkly yellow notebook page with these words: I'm a fiction writer. Yes, I'm poor. No, I don't wish I wrote "___." Yes, I'm aware that no one reads anymore. No, I'm not drunk (with "not" crossed out). It's also available in the "Funny Etc" section of our store with "not" uncrossed, in case you don't drink. Background colour is customisable.