Funny Romantic Promise Card

This greeting card keeps the focus on a simple message set on an off-white background. Across the center, it reads “I PROMISE TO ALWAYS BE BY YOUR SIDE...” in black, typewriter-style letters that feel honest and direct. Just below, the tone changes with “OR UNDER YOU OR ON TOP OF YOU...” written in bright red, using the same straightforward lettering. The red lines add a flirty, funny twist to the sweet promise and make the contrast easy to notice. At the end of the message, there’s a small red heart placed right after the last dots, like a little sign-off. It comes across as romantic with a bit of cheekiness, perfect for a partner who likes jokes ❤️💌🍫.