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Go touch grass card

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Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm

Thank you, hello or I love you; custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add personal photos and text for no additional upcharge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

About This Design

Go touch grass card

Go touch grass card

Markets closed? Perfect time to stop staring at charts and go touch some actual grass. This funny crypto-inspired greeting card is made for traders, investors, chart addicts, and anyone who needs a reminder that life exists outside the market. A playful gift for crypto lovers, stock market fans, and anyone who checks prices one too many times. Go touch grass. The charts will still be there later.
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating422 Total Reviews
374 total 5-star reviews22 total 4-star reviews7 total 3-star reviews5 total 2-star reviews14 total 1-star reviews
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By Martin3 December 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 20.3 cm x 10.2 cm, Paper: Basic Semi-Gloss, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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I visited the Watts Gallery earlier this year which was one of our best family days out ever, what a talent Watts was and his wife come to that. The image is perfect for a romantic occasion though I made the mistake of thinking it was a greeting card when in fact it is a postcard - my mistake but easily happens. Took a little while to print and to be sent from overseas I think. Good quality card and printing.
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By Hazel C.22 June 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
Excellent Quality and Design , Would Definitely Recommend ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.
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By Anonymous25 April 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
Great quality. Fab, clear design.

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Product ID: 256290439029583530
Created on 16/09/2026, 2:57
Rating: G