I Hate Everyone But You Funny Card

This card shows a rounded blue bird with big, wide eyes and a small blush on its cheeks, standing on a soft cream background. It wears a red bow tie and matching red Mary Jane shoes, and its belly has a lighter pink tint. In one wing, the bird holds a bright red heart with two small flowers on it, one yellow and one purple, which adds a sweet touch ❤️🍫. In the other wing, it grips a yellow scroll that brings the joke into focus. The scroll has black, all-caps block letters that read, “I HATE EVERYONE BUT YOU,” centered right on the paper 💌. The bird’s face looks calm and sincere, which makes the message feel funny but still affectionate. Overall, it’s a simple, romantic design with a bit of friendly sarcasm that fits a close relationship. Hope it helps you share your Valentine’s Day sentiments with someone special.