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If You Can’t Kill Them With Kindness, Just Try Long Apron

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When the barbecue sauce starts splattering our extra-long cotton twill aprons come in handy. It has two side pockets to keep your important grilling utensils handy, or to just hold your belongings while you play grill master. Select a design from our marketplace or customise it and unleash your creativity!

  • Dimensions: 76.2 cm L x 60.96 cm W (30" L x 24" W)
  • Material: 100% Polyester
  • Machine washable

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If You Can’t Kill Them With Kindness, Just Try  Long Apron

If You Can’t Kill Them With Kindness, Just Try Long Apron

A little sweetness, a little sarcasm, and a whole lot of Newfoundland attitude! This vintage-inspired design features a happy black Newfoundland dressed in a polka-dot apron and headscarf, whisk in paw, serving up one of the funniest sayings around: “If You Can’t Kill Them With Kindness, Just Try Poison.” Styled with retro bakery vibes, distressed textures, and classic farmhouse charm, this playful artwork is perfect for dog lovers who appreciate dark humour and a good laugh. The cheerful Newfoundland baker brings just the right mix of wholesome and wickedly funny, making it a standout piece for kitchens, craft rooms, offices, and anywhere sarcasm is welcome. Perfect for stickers, mugs, tumblers, aprons, tote bags, kitchen décor, shirts, and gifts for Newfoundland owners, bakers, cooks, and lovers of vintage humour.

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4.8 out of 5 stars rating2.4K Total Reviews
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By Diane R.6 October 2025Verified Purchase
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Great product. Was gift and made the recipient very happy!
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By M.19 December 2021Verified Purchase
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The product would have been great however there are several red marks on it which leaves me very disappointed. As it is a white apron as well these marks really stand out. Such a shame as this was meant to be a Christmas gift. I know aprons will get dirty over time but it should at least begin it’s life mark free! The print itself was good and would have looked great without the extra red marks on it.
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By T.4 December 2013Verified Purchase
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The apron was absolutely wonderful. Exceeding my expectations!!!!! Everything about the printing was perfect!
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Product ID: 256974282341008325
Created on 07/06/2026, 19:30
Rating: G