I'm Stanning For Stanley Long Apron

You can ask the state of Idaho. June 5, 1976, the Teton Dam failed. A wall of water was heading towards 16-year-old Stanley's home. He drove through a roadblock, cops dove out of his way. When he slid into the yard in front of his house, that wall of water was 3 freaking blocks away. His mum and sister were just standing there staring at it. These are facts! So, what did Stanley do? He smacked them in the head and said "let's go!" Later, in Rigby, Idaho the cops just gave him a driver's license saying "Whole world knows you can drive kid. The whole world knows you can drive kid, here's your license." 11 people died that day. Ask any historian.