Moody Stoplight Logo Traffic Jam Mouse Mat

Nobody likes being stuck in traffic - it fouls up your mood! This design will help you laugh at the situation, instead of cussing at it... While we're at it, here's a poem that was inspired by this design. Think about it the next time you're stuck in a traffic jam... WE'VE GOT A TRAFFIC JAM HERE, AND IT'S TOO LATE TO STEER CLEAR// THINGS ARE BACKED UP IN THE FRONT, AND THEY'RE BACKED UP IN THE REAR// IT'S OUR DEEPEST DARKEST FEAR THAT THIS WILL NEVER DISAPPEAR// -I HAVE A CLASS TO GO TO AND I MIGHT NEVER REACH THE SCHOOL! -I WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE A LAWYER AT A HALF-A-"K" AN HOUR -I WAS GOING TO A WEDDING NOW I'M SITTING HERE A FRETTING! -MY WIFE IS GOING TO HAVE A BABY NOW CAN WE GET THINGS MOVING, MAYBE?!?!?// WHEN CAN WE GET THINGS BACK IN GEAR- HOW COULD IT ALL BE SO SEVERE?// WE'RE BEING BORED ALMOST TO TEARS AND HAVE HAD IT TO OUR EARS!// IS THERE RELIEF ANYWHERE NEAR// --- OR ARE WE DESTINED TO BE STRANDED HERE UNTIL THE ENDING OF THE YEAR???// ---MOODY STOPLIGHT - HOW'S YOUR MOOD LIGHT?---