Philosopher's Apron

These Cordon Bleu-quality chef's aprons are selling like hotcakes! Let French philosopher, scientist and mathematician René Descartes guide your thinking in the kitchen and at the broader table of life itself with this variation of his Latin phrase "Cogito, ergo sum" ("I think, therefore I am"). Our computer-generated image of René D in a 17th century short order kitchen depicts this renowned guru with a griddle ready to answer the true nature of Cartesian dualism, "Are these truly cakes from Heaven, or just a load of crepes?" So act clearly and distinctly as to exclude all ground of doubt, and order the Philosopher's Apron today in your choice of Egg White, Egg Yolk Gold, or Brown Egg Khaki. Come on, HOP to it!