Pun'kin Shell Halloween Tie

If Peter Pumpkin Eater wore a necktie, it must have looked like this one. The texture and colour of a pumpkin shell, with a subtle gradient from medium yellow-orange to a deeper red-orange. Perfect accessory for the groom and/or best man at a Halloween-themed wedding (oh, yes, I've seen it done) or for adding a dash of seasonal spirit to your Sunday-best-for-church outfit when Halloween happens to be on Sunday (2027--it's not that far off), or wear it to the office--do you dare?--even if--no, ESPECIALLY if your boss is a joyless stick-in-the-mud slave-driver.