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Remember Foreplay? – Funny Rude Card

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Size: 10,2 × 14,2 cm

Thank you, hello or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm (portrait); 14.2 cm x 10.2 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

About This Design

Remember Foreplay? – Funny Rude Card

Getting older certainly changes the meaning of romance! This hilarious anniversary card features an older couple in bed discussing their aches, pains and whether they're still up for a little romance. These days, foreplay is less about passion and more about a full risk assessment! Featuring colourful original cartoon artwork and a cheeky punchline, this card is perfect for husbands, wives, long-married couples and anyone who enjoys a good laugh about getting older together. A brilliant choice for anniversaries, Valentine's Day or simply making your other half smile. Part of the Cards Behaving Badly collection.

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By Jane S.28 September 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really good ti be able to personalise a card like this and make it special to a loved one for their birthday .
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By Davies N.26 July 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Excellent quality cards, have purchased multiple times for staff work anniversaries. .
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By Bernadette L.7 September 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Extremely pleased with the finished product. Thank you.

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funny anniversary cardrude anniversary cardgetting older humourmarriage humourfunny foreplay jokeolder couple humourcheeky anniversaryhusband and wifefunny romantic cardadult humour

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Remember Foreplay? – Funny Rude Card
Product ID: 256213738235375477
Created on 23/10/2026, 6:30
Rating: G