Shell Art Connoisseur Magnet

While it's possible that John and I are the only two connoisseurs of fine shell art left in the tri-state area, it's statistically improbable that we'd somehow end up engaged to one another. What I'm saying is, surely there are more shell art weirdos...*ahem*...collectors out there, and if my hunch is right; it's time to make yourselves known! Really, though, this shirt will just help us identify our competitors and to gauge how aggressively we need to dive in if shell art is afoot. Or we could start a secret club or whatever...your call.