Sleepytime Cthulhu Mug

He's cute, cuddly... and when a gal is mostly asleep in the morning, unable to fully awaken, who better to have morning coffee with than one who has lain dead but dreaming for Aeons? Looks good! Our pal Cthulu can be seen from all angles... a most "unsettling" geometry, so perfect for those who cannot resist the allure.

Picture if you will: It's six am. You stumble out of bed, wiping the sleep from your eyes. You visit the bathroom, then stumble into the kitchen, tripping as you go, over the bones of enemies defeated a millennia ago. You start making your coffee, listening for the faint sounds of Eskimo Demoniacs sacrificing a harp seal in your honor thousands of feet above you through coffin walls of ice. You reach into the cabinet, and there it is: your SLEEPYTIME CTHULHU MUG from your faithful supplicants at Zazzle. Yes, it is your favorite mug, the only mug you truly love. Because you're serious about caffeine and committed to good style (those hieroglyphs on your wall are AMAZEBALLS) you've purchased the large-sized ringer mug, and it has become a daily reminder that even here, in your desolate, submerged prison of ancient R'lyeh, there are still really cool mugs from Zazzle. It seems to take forever for your coffee to brew, but then what is time in this watery abyss? You finally bring the mug to your lips and take that first sip, flooding your tentacled mouth with warmth and comfort, and you think to yourself "I will horribly KILL anyone who breaks this mug.". Had the printing been less than perfect, The Elder God would never has leant his name to an inferior product. Now mind you, I wouldn't say no to living amidst wonder and glory forever, but it's a good thing for the rest of humanity that this mug is perfect, and Lord Cthulhu has not yet risen from eternal slumber in his watery prison to wreck havoc on us all!

I like to buy and review my own work to ensure you get an outstanding product and I’m happy to give the Primary Colours Beach Football Mug 5 stars because it meets my expectations completely. Pleased with it I am. Zazzle mugs are well fabricated, microwave and dishwasher safe. And this yellow red and blue panoramic wraparound motif is sealed with a durable and sparkling Orca polished gloss glaze finish. It’ll never rub off! The size and energy of two jostling figures and a burly goal keeper fit the mug's circular shape well. There's momentum in the carousel effect as the two jostling figures repeat and move right around the mug and meet a burly goal keeper. Big sharp original images precisely drawn and delicately captured in blue and red with plenty of bright yellow! An ideal gift for anyone who plays ball! A fun gift for all beachball and football fans. A pair with the Retro Grey-Grain Beachball Player Mug. Available in two sizes and several styles including Black Ringer, Travelling, and Stern. Go have a peek!