Space Piracy Mouse Pad

There's no time like the future for considering your career options: and this one has been personally selected for you, my friend, based on our autocatalyzing synchronmetric amplified careerometer. We've has it aimed at you for the past ten minutes and here in the lab we're all pretty sure that what you need is a high spirited, active lifestyle full of ambiguous moral decisions and plenty of loot. Space Piracy! A space pirate answers to no one, or at any rate, to very few people, and space pirates enjoy the option of reducing that number of people at any time their backs are turned. Ah, Piracy! The plunder! The loot! The hijinks! Yep, the needle just flew off the gauge, mate. Get you down to the spaceport and get cracking.