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Typewriter Apology Card

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Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait or landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Typewriter Apology Card

This card features a pale grey-white background with lots of open space, drawing your eye straight to a centred, dark-lettered apology that feels both awkwardly romantic and teasing ❤️. The text is set in a monospaced, typewriter-like style, with slightly uneven edges on the letters that suggest a human touch rather than a slick, digital finish. The message reads “IM SORRY MY LARGE HEAD RUINED YOUR LADY GARDEN,” arranged in stacked lines so the phrasing lands in beats, like a sheepish confession told with a crooked smile. The stark monochrome look keeps everything focused on the words, letting the humour and tenderness sit side by side without distractions. The generous negative space around the text makes the line breaks feel intentional, like pauses in a conversation between close friends or flirty partners 🌼. The lettering appears in a near-black or deep charcoal tone, centred horizontally and vertically, with no other illustrations competing for attention. The overall scene is simply the soft, foggy background and the bold, imperfect type sitting squarely in the middle of the front.

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By JANE L.24 August 2026 • Verified Purchase
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By Emer20 June 2020 • Verified Purchase
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I was really attracted to this painting and loved how I could buy it in card form. I now see I can also buy it as a jigsaw! A great present for someone who could complete the jigsaw and frame afterwards. Beautiful colours came out very well onto really strong card.
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By Melanie5 April 2021 • Verified Purchase
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Everyone was really taken back by how beautiful this card was. It was perfect for the occasion and excellent quality. Beautiful quality card The design and print was perfect Real top end cards, thank you Zazzle

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Typewriter Apology Card
Product ID: 256594086970730141
Created on 11/03/2026, 18:01
Rating: G