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TELL IT LIKE IT IS. If you've got an offbeat sense of humor, Acid Wit is for you. We find the humor in things like cancer, date-rape and child molestation, and make it into pretty greeting cards for you. No more stuffy, sappy, cheesy, religious greeting cards. We tell it like it is, and we don't sugar-coat it for you. And we're equal opportunity offenders here, so don't get mad at us :)
If You Were a Zombie Card
Number Two Dad Coffee Mug
USA Drinking Team T-Shirt
You Are Horrible
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You Are Horrible
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Celebrate Presents Holiday Card
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Celebrate Presents Holiday Card
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Thank You for the Sh!tty Present Card
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Thank You for the Sh!tty Present Card
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I Pooped Today! T-Shirt
I Hate Your Band
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I Hate Your Band
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LemonAIDS
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LemonAIDS
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Rude Penguin: I'm Gonna Eat You Holiday Card
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Rude Penguin: I'm Gonna Eat You Holiday Card
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I want YOU -- to go to rehab
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I want YOU -- to go to rehab
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BRB! HOLIDAY CARD
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BRB! HOLIDAY CARD
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I Pooped Today! Coffee Mug
Celebrate Alcohol Holiday Card
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Celebrate Alcohol Holiday Card
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Trick-or-Treat Card
Superficial Jesus Holiday Card
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Superficial Jesus Holiday Card
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Rude Penguin: F*ck You Holiday Card
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Rude Penguin: F*ck You Holiday Card
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