BRITISH FLOG

Since British Flog moved their collective sorry arses to the land of septics – that’s Americans to you - they couldn’t Adam and Eve (er, believe) how many words they had confiscated at customs or had to leave back in Blighty (England). But we miss them, so it’s time to bring them back; bolder, brasher, brighter… and possibly on 100% cotton. Your call. So we present a mouthful of the UK’s finest, funniest and occasionally filthiest colloquialisms, expressions and sense-defying phrases for your edification and amusement. All officially By Royal Appointment*. *Not actually true.