DanFlashes

Welcome to Dan Flashes, the only store where men battle over hyper-complicated shirts like it’s a gladiator arena. The more intricate the pattern, the higher the price—that’s just business. Located in a mysterious mall that may or may not exist, Dan Flashes is a haven for guys who haven’t eaten all day because they spent their per diem on shirts. Riddle me this: If a man spends all his money on a shirt, but the pattern is so complex it bends reality, does he even need food?