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Octopuses, squid and cuttlefish have tiny dots of pigment in their skin that can be turned on and off to create infinitely variable patterns and designs. These biological pixels are called chromatophores. You, like me, probably don't have chromatophores. I've designed some clothes (and other stuff) as consolation.
Echidna Mother's Day Card
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Echidna Mother's Day Card
Sale Price £2.58. Original Price £2.86.
Cephalopod Phylogeny Poster
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Cephalopod Phylogeny Poster
Sale Price £22.65. Original Price £30.20.
Nautilus Swing Card
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Nautilus Swing Card
Sale Price £2.72. Original Price £3.02.
Octopus Farewell Card
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Octopus Farewell Card
Sale Price £2.72. Original Price £3.02.
Wombat Mother's Day Card
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Wombat Mother's Day Card
Sale Price £2.58. Original Price £2.86.
Squid Sizes Rainbow T-Shirt
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Squid Sizes Rainbow T-Shirt
Sale Price £26.96. Original Price £29.95.
Mother's Milk Animal Poster
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Mother's Milk Animal Poster
Sale Price £13.69. Original Price £18.25.
Whale Mother's Day Card
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Whale Mother's Day Card
Sale Price £2.58. Original Price £2.86.
Questioning Squid (Orange) T-Shirt
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Questioning Squid (Orange) T-Shirt
Sale Price £25.29. Original Price £28.10.
Flamingo Mother's Day Card
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Flamingo Mother's Day Card
Sale Price £2.58. Original Price £2.86.
"Not" What Quotes Are For T-Shirt
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"Not" What Quotes Are For T-Shirt
Sale Price £21.60. Original Price £24.00.
Vampire Squid in the Snow Card
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Vampire Squid in the Snow Card
Sale Price £2.72. Original Price £3.02.
Shark Mother's Day Card
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Shark Mother's Day Card
Sale Price £2.58. Original Price £2.86.
Tsetse Fly Mother's Day Card
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Tsetse Fly Mother's Day Card
Sale Price £2.58. Original Price £2.86.
Ozymandias the Squid T-Shirt
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Ozymandias the Squid T-Shirt
Sale Price £21.60. Original Price £24.00.
Ammonite Snakestone Card
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Ammonite Snakestone Card
Sale Price £2.72. Original Price £3.02.
Nautilus Swing Shirt
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Nautilus Swing Shirt
Sale Price £30.60. Original Price £34.00.
Questioning Squid (Pink) T-Shirt
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Questioning Squid (Pink) T-Shirt
Sale Price £25.29. Original Price £28.10.
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