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Hello there! We're Toru and Midori and we love to make funny vintage and retro style greeting cards. Cute, adorable, kitsch old school greeting card artwork, with funny, modern, sassy and inappropriate greetings! Whether it's their birthday, an anniversary, Valentine's day or Christmas - we have the perfect card or gift for you!

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My Therapist - funny mother's day card
My Therapist - funny mother's day card
Sale Price £2.34. Original Price £3.90.
YOU'RE DEAD TO US - funny mean new job card
YOU'RE DEAD TO US - funny mean new job card
Sale Price £2.34. Original Price £3.90.
YOUR LIFE IS OVER! - funny honest new baby card
YOUR LIFE IS OVER! - funny honest new baby card
Sale Price £2.34. Original Price £3.90.
AS IF! - cute, funny retro new baby card
AS IF! - cute, funny retro new baby card
Sale Price £2.34. Original Price £3.90.
WILL THIS DO? - funny antique Valentine's day card
WILL THIS DO? - funny antique Valentine's day card
Sale Price £2.34. Original Price £3.90.
GET THEM OUT - naughty retro Valentines card
GET THEM OUT - naughty retro Valentines card
Sale Price £2.34. Original Price £3.90.
FINGERING - naughty antique Valentines day card
FINGERING - naughty antique Valentines day card
Sale Price £2.34. Original Price £3.90.
I AM A DOG - funny vintage dog Valentines card
I AM A DOG - funny vintage dog Valentines card
Sale Price £2.34. Original Price £3.90.
DOOM SCROLLING - funny retro Valentines day card
DOOM SCROLLING - funny retro Valentines day card
Sale Price £2.34. Original Price £3.90.
No escape - funny vintage Christmas card
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No escape - funny vintage Christmas card
Sale Price £2.25. Original Price £3.74.
The Anatomy of a Wasp Card
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The Anatomy of a Wasp Card
Sale Price £3.06. Original Price £3.39.
It is your birthday - funny birthday card
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It is your birthday - funny birthday card
Sale Price £2.25. Original Price £3.74.
Browser History - funny vintage Christmas card
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Browser History - funny vintage Christmas card
Sale Price £2.25. Original Price £3.74.
Tea Run - funny leaving card
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Tea Run - funny leaving card
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Cat Oven glove - funny vintage Christmas card
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Cat Oven glove - funny vintage Christmas card
Sale Price £2.25. Original Price £3.74.
For an old bird - funny Anniversary card
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For an old bird - funny Anniversary card
Sale Price £2.25. Original Price £3.74.
Anaesthesia - funny vintage Christmas card
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Anaesthesia - funny vintage Christmas card
Sale Price £2.25. Original Price £3.74.
"Happy Birthday" - funny birthday card
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"Happy Birthday" - funny birthday card
Sale Price £2.25. Original Price £3.74.
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